Jimmy Kimmel Live vs. Kathy Griffin's 98-Year-Old Mom Is More Famous Than She Is
Kathy Griffin's 98-Year-Old Mom is More Famous Than She Is
Versus Video Transcripts:
00:01
KATHY IS HERE.
00:02
WE JUST HAD A NICE CHAT WITH
00:04
YOUR MOM.
00:04
>> YES, I ACTUALLY HAVE A
00:06
SURPRISE FOR YOU.
00:07
>> Jimmy: YOU DO?
00:07
>> I DO, THE KIMMELS HAVE BEEN
00:09
WONDERFUL TO ME AND MY FAMILY.
00:11
I GOT A NOTE FROM AUNT CHIPPY.
00:13
>> Jimmy: MY AUNT CHIPPY.
00:15
>> AUNT CHIPPY IS FAMOUS IN HER
00:17
OWN RIGHT.
00:17
>> Jimmy: MAY I EXAMINE IT.
00:20
>> READ IT.
00:21
HAND IT TO YOU.
00:24
SEVERAL MUNLONTH AS THE GONE.
00:26
KATHY, HAPPY, NEW YEAR.
00:27
NEW YEAR'S EVE WAS NOT THE SAME
00:29
WITHOUT YOU.
00:29
SO I SHUT IT OFF.
00:31
WISHING YOU ALL THE BEST, AUNT
00:31
CHIPPY.
00:34
SHE SHUT IT OFF.
00:36
SHUT IT OFF.
00:37
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS NICE.
00:38
TEMPTED TO READ HER HOME ADDRESS
00:41
LIVE.
00:42
>> FEEL FREE TO READ HER HOME
00:44
ADDRESS.
00:45
>> Jimmy: SHOULDN'T YOU AND
00:47
STORMY DANIELS DO NEW YEAR'S
00:48
EVE.
00:49
>> AUNT CHIPPY.
00:51
>> THOUGHT KATHY GRIFFIN, STORMY
00:53
DANIELS, LIVE NEW YEAR'S EVE.
00:55
NETWORKS, CALL US.
00:56
LOVE TO DO IT.
00:57
JOY I LOVE THE IDEA.
00:59
>> RIGHT, OBVIOUSLY A VERY
01:00
BRIGHT GIRL.
01:00
WHO KNOWS, PAY-PER-VIEW, MAYBE
01:03
SHE DOES 10 MINUTES ON THE POLE.
01:04
I DO, WE TAKE QUESTIONS.
01:06
I AM TELLING YOU, I THINK WE ARE
01:09
ON TO SOMETHING.
01:09
>> Jimmy: NO WAY YOU WILL
01:11
EMBARRASS HER.
01:13
>> CAN'T EMBARRASS HER, CAN'T
01:14
EMBARRASS ME.
01:15
NEW YEAR'S.
01:16
>> Jimmy: GREAT SPOT, LAS VEGAS.
01:18
FROM AUNT CHIPPY'S LIVING ROOM.
01:20
LIVE FROM AUNT CHIPPY'S LIVING
01:21
ROOM.
01:22
>> SAVES MONEY BUYING A STUDIO.
01:23
THAT'S RIGHT.
01:25
RIGHT.
01:26
RIGHT.
01:26
LOT OF SECURITY.
01:26
FINE.
01:26
>> Jimmy: YOU ARE ON TOUR.
01:27
BEEN ALL OVER THE WORLD.
01:28
RIGHT?
01:28
>> I STARTED OUT THE TOUR IN NEW
01:32
ZEALAND WHEN I WAS NL AN'T ABLE
01:36
WORK.
01:36
15 COUNTRIES.
01:37
23 CITIES.
01:38
REYKJAVIK, CANADA, FIVE CITIES
01:40
THERE, STARTED AMERICAN TOUR IN
01:41
SAN FRANCISCO.
01:42
AND, BEEN SELLING OUT.
01:43
AND AUDIENCES HAVE BEEN
01:45
FANTASTIC.
01:45
I'VE COULDN'T BE MORE GRATEFUL
01:46
AND SURPRISED AND RELIEVED AND
01:48
THANKFUL.
01:48
AND I AM JUST HAPPY TO BE BACK
01:50
HERE AND TOURING.
01:50
I DO HAVE TO BE HONEST, I AM A
01:53
LITTLE TRIGGERED SEEING MY
01:54
MOTHER HERE NOW.
01:55
NOT GOING TO PHYSICALLY SLAP HER
01:57
IN THE FACE.
01:57
BUT I DO LIKE, I DON'T MEAN TO
01:59
ACT LIKE I AM THE REAL STAR.
02:01
BASICALLY I HAVE BECOME JOAN
02:02
CRAWFORD, SHE IS CHRISTINA.
02:05
WHO I THOUGHT WAS MY GOOD
02:06
FRIEND, GLORIA ESTEFAN ACTUALLY
02:09
OPENED THE ON YOUR FEET,
02:12
BROADWAY HILT HERE IN LOS
02:14
ANGELES.
02:14
AT THE THEATER TWO MONTHS AGO.
02:17
INVITED MY MOTHER AS HER SPECIAL
02:18
GUEST.
02:18
THEN REMEMBERED TO INVITE ME
02:21
LIKE TWO WEEKS LATER.
02:22
>> Jimmy: INTERESTING.
02:22
>> YEAH.
02:23
SO, MAGGIE WALKED THE RED
02:25
CARPET.
02:25
AND GLORIA ESTEFAN, HER BIG
02:29
NIGHT.
02:29
STOPS TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH
02:31
MAGGIE.
02:31
MAGGIE IS YELLING AT GLOBAL
02:33
SENSATION, GLORIA, GOING, HOLD
02:35
ME UP.
02:35
HOLD ME UP.
02:36
I COULD FALL.
02:37
I COULD BREAK A HIP.
02:38
LIKE THAT.
02:39
AND SHE MADE A TAPE WHICH OF
02:40
COURSE, I PUT ON MY INSTAGRAM.
02:42
MAY, MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT.
02:43
SHE IS GETTING READY FOR THE
02:46
NIGHT.
02:46
SHE GOES I'M GOING TO EE A SHOW
02:49
CALLED "ON YOUR TOES" IT'S
02:51
FILLED WITH LATIN PEOPLE AND
02:52
THEY DANCE.
02:53
AND THEY GET REAL LATIN.
02:54
AND SHE GOES, I'M THE GUEST OF
02:57
GLORIA, AND EMELIO STEPHEN.
03:01
>> Jimmy: SHE DOESN'T REALLY
03:03
KNOW THEIR NAMES.
03:04
>> NOT ONLY THAT.
03:06
I LIKE, BS MY WAY IN TO SIT NEXT
03:08
TO THE REAL STAR MY MOTHER.
03:09
THEN OTHER CELEBRITIES START
03:10
LINING UP FOR PICTURES WITH
03:12
MAGGIE.
03:12
SO I'M TAKING PICTURES OF MY
03:14
MOTHER AND MICHAEL BOLTON.
03:15
YEAH.
03:18
AND, THE BEST PART IS, SHE, I
03:20
SAID, MOM THIS IS MICHAEL BOLTON
03:24
A FAMOUS SINGER.
03:24
SHE GOES ARE YOU LIKE SINATRA.
03:26
NO, NOT EVEN CLOSE.
03:30
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW BOLTON TAKES A
03:32
JOKE.
03:34
MICHAEL BOLTON, EVER SINCE THE
03:35
MULLET HE CAN TAKE A JOKE.
03:37
SHE GOES, I WANTED TO MEET FRANK
03:39
SINATRA.
03:40
I'M LIKE, OKAY, CRAZY, HE IS
03:42
DEAD.
03:42
BOLTON GOES CAN I GET A PICTURE
03:44
WITH HER.
03:46
WAIT IN LINE.
03:46
STEVE YEEF WOIE WONDER IS NEXT.
03:50
STEVIE WONDER WALKS BY.
03:50
ALL I COULD DO.
03:51
THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A MOMENT
03:52
WITH HER NOT KNOWING STEVIE
03:54
WONDER.
03:54
HE IS SAYING TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT
03:57
HER.
03:57
I DID IT.
03:58
I AM SENSITIVE.
03:59
SENSITIVE, NURTURER, CARETAKER.
04:03
ONE PINLOINT, SORT OF CUTE, FUNN
04:06
ONE POINT MAGGIE WAS TAKING SO
04:07
MANY FREAKING FAN PHOTOS.
04:09
MICHAEL BOLTON WAITED.
04:11
BOLTON WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU GOT
04:13
YOUR BIG PICTURE.
04:14
WHEN YOU SHOW IT TO YOUR MOM,
04:16
LATER, WILL YOU TELLER I'M THE
04:18
GUY THAT SINGS "WHEN A MAN LOVES
04:19
A WOMAN."
04:21
>> GET OUT OF HERE.
04:22
HE GAVE ME A KISS ON THE CHEEK.
04:23
WE ARE FINE.
04:24
>> POOR MICHAEL BOLTON.
04:26
>> KATHY GRIFFIN, EVERYBODY.
00:01
KATHY IS HERE.
00:02
WE JUST HAD A NICE CHAT WITH
00:04
YOUR MOM.
00:04
>> YES, I ACTUALLY HAVE A
00:06
SURPRISE FOR YOU.
00:07
>> Jimmy: YOU DO?
00:07
>> I DO, THE KIMMELS HAVE BEEN
00:09
WONDERFUL TO ME AND MY FAMILY.
00:11
I GOT A NOTE FROM AUNT CHIPPY.
00:13
>> Jimmy: MY AUNT CHIPPY.
00:15
>> AUNT CHIPPY IS FAMOUS IN HER
00:17
OWN RIGHT.
00:17
>> Jimmy: MAY I EXAMINE IT.
00:20
>> READ IT.
00:21
HAND IT TO YOU.
00:24
SEVERAL MUNLONTH AS THE GONE.
00:26
KATHY, HAPPY, NEW YEAR.
00:27
NEW YEAR'S EVE WAS NOT THE SAME
00:29
WITHOUT YOU.
00:29
SO I SHUT IT OFF.
00:31
WISHING YOU ALL THE BEST, AUNT
00:31
CHIPPY.
00:34
SHE SHUT IT OFF.
00:36
SHUT IT OFF.
00:37
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS NICE.
00:38
TEMPTED TO READ HER HOME ADDRESS
00:41
LIVE.
00:42
>> FEEL FREE TO READ HER HOME
00:44
ADDRESS.
00:45
>> Jimmy: SHOULDN'T YOU AND
00:47
STORMY DANIELS DO NEW YEAR'S
00:48
EVE.
00:49
>> AUNT CHIPPY.
00:51
>> THOUGHT KATHY GRIFFIN, STORMY
00:53
DANIELS, LIVE NEW YEAR'S EVE.
00:55
NETWORKS, CALL US.
00:56
LOVE TO DO IT.
00:57
JOY I LOVE THE IDEA.
00:59
>> RIGHT, OBVIOUSLY A VERY
01:00
BRIGHT GIRL.
01:00
WHO KNOWS, PAY-PER-VIEW, MAYBE
01:03
SHE DOES 10 MINUTES ON THE POLE.
01:04
I DO, WE TAKE QUESTIONS.
01:06
I AM TELLING YOU, I THINK WE ARE
01:09
ON TO SOMETHING.
01:09
>> Jimmy: NO WAY YOU WILL
01:11
EMBARRASS HER.
01:13
>> CAN'T EMBARRASS HER, CAN'T
01:14
EMBARRASS ME.
01:15
NEW YEAR'S.
01:16
>> Jimmy: GREAT SPOT, LAS VEGAS.
01:18
FROM AUNT CHIPPY'S LIVING ROOM.
01:20
LIVE FROM AUNT CHIPPY'S LIVING
01:21
ROOM.
01:22
>> SAVES MONEY BUYING A STUDIO.
01:23
THAT'S RIGHT.
01:25
RIGHT.
01:26
RIGHT.
01:26
LOT OF SECURITY.
01:26
FINE.
01:26
>> Jimmy: YOU ARE ON TOUR.
01:27
BEEN ALL OVER THE WORLD.
01:28
RIGHT?
01:28
>> I STARTED OUT THE TOUR IN NEW
01:32
ZEALAND WHEN I WAS NL AN'T ABLE
01:36
WORK.
01:36
15 COUNTRIES.
01:37
23 CITIES.
01:38
REYKJAVIK, CANADA, FIVE CITIES
01:40
THERE, STARTED AMERICAN TOUR IN
01:41
SAN FRANCISCO.
01:42
AND, BEEN SELLING OUT.
01:43
AND AUDIENCES HAVE BEEN
01:45
FANTASTIC.
01:45
I'VE COULDN'T BE MORE GRATEFUL
01:46
AND SURPRISED AND RELIEVED AND
01:48
THANKFUL.
01:48
AND I AM JUST HAPPY TO BE BACK
01:50
HERE AND TOURING.
01:50
I DO HAVE TO BE HONEST, I AM A
01:53
LITTLE TRIGGERED SEEING MY
01:54
MOTHER HERE NOW.
01:55
NOT GOING TO PHYSICALLY SLAP HER
01:57
IN THE FACE.
01:57
BUT I DO LIKE, I DON'T MEAN TO
01:59
ACT LIKE I AM THE REAL STAR.
02:01
BASICALLY I HAVE BECOME JOAN
02:02
CRAWFORD, SHE IS CHRISTINA.
02:05
WHO I THOUGHT WAS MY GOOD
02:06
FRIEND, GLORIA ESTEFAN ACTUALLY
02:09
OPENED THE ON YOUR FEET,
02:12
BROADWAY HILT HERE IN LOS
02:14
ANGELES.
02:14
AT THE THEATER TWO MONTHS AGO.
02:17
INVITED MY MOTHER AS HER SPECIAL
02:18
GUEST.
02:18
THEN REMEMBERED TO INVITE ME
02:21
LIKE TWO WEEKS LATER.
02:22
>> Jimmy: INTERESTING.
02:22
>> YEAH.
02:23
SO, MAGGIE WALKED THE RED
02:25
CARPET.
02:25
AND GLORIA ESTEFAN, HER BIG
02:29
NIGHT.
02:29
STOPS TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH
02:31
MAGGIE.
02:31
MAGGIE IS YELLING AT GLOBAL
02:33
SENSATION, GLORIA, GOING, HOLD
02:35
ME UP.
02:35
HOLD ME UP.
02:36
I COULD FALL.
02:37
I COULD BREAK A HIP.
02:38
LIKE THAT.
02:39
AND SHE MADE A TAPE WHICH OF
02:40
COURSE, I PUT ON MY INSTAGRAM.
02:42
MAY, MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT.
02:43
SHE IS GETTING READY FOR THE
02:46
NIGHT.
02:46
SHE GOES I'M GOING TO EE A SHOW
02:49
CALLED "ON YOUR TOES" IT'S
02:51
FILLED WITH LATIN PEOPLE AND
02:52
THEY DANCE.
02:53
AND THEY GET REAL LATIN.
02:54
AND SHE GOES, I'M THE GUEST OF
02:57
GLORIA, AND EMELIO STEPHEN.
03:01
>> Jimmy: SHE DOESN'T REALLY
03:03
KNOW THEIR NAMES.
03:04
>> NOT ONLY THAT.
03:06
I LIKE, BS MY WAY IN TO SIT NEXT
03:08
TO THE REAL STAR MY MOTHER.
03:09
THEN OTHER CELEBRITIES START
03:10
LINING UP FOR PICTURES WITH
03:12
MAGGIE.
03:12
SO I'M TAKING PICTURES OF MY
03:14
MOTHER AND MICHAEL BOLTON.
03:15
YEAH.
03:18
AND, THE BEST PART IS, SHE, I
03:20
SAID, MOM THIS IS MICHAEL BOLTON
03:24
A FAMOUS SINGER.
03:24
SHE GOES ARE YOU LIKE SINATRA.
03:26
NO, NOT EVEN CLOSE.
03:30
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW BOLTON TAKES A
03:32
JOKE.
03:34
MICHAEL BOLTON, EVER SINCE THE
03:35
MULLET HE CAN TAKE A JOKE.
03:37
SHE GOES, I WANTED TO MEET FRANK
03:39
SINATRA.
03:40
I'M LIKE, OKAY, CRAZY, HE IS
03:42
DEAD.
03:42
BOLTON GOES CAN I GET A PICTURE
03:44
WITH HER.
03:46
WAIT IN LINE.
03:46
STEVE YEEF WOIE WONDER IS NEXT.
03:50
STEVIE WONDER WALKS BY.
03:50
ALL I COULD DO.
03:51
THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A MOMENT
03:52
WITH HER NOT KNOWING STEVIE
03:54
WONDER.
03:54
HE IS SAYING TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT
03:57
HER.
03:57
I DID IT.
03:58
I AM SENSITIVE.
03:59
SENSITIVE, NURTURER, CARETAKER.
04:03
ONE PINLOINT, SORT OF CUTE, FUNN
04:06
ONE POINT MAGGIE WAS TAKING SO
04:07
MANY FREAKING FAN PHOTOS.
04:09
MICHAEL BOLTON WAITED.
04:11
BOLTON WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU GOT
04:13
YOUR BIG PICTURE.
04:14
WHEN YOU SHOW IT TO YOUR MOM,
04:16
LATER, WILL YOU TELLER I'M THE
04:18
GUY THAT SINGS "WHEN A MAN LOVES
04:19
A WOMAN."
04:21
>> GET OUT OF HERE.
04:22
HE GAVE ME A KISS ON THE CHEEK.
04:23
WE ARE FINE.
04:24
>> POOR MICHAEL BOLTON.
04:26
>> KATHY GRIFFIN, EVERYBODY.
