Ellen Show vs. Look At Some of Best Worst Movies Ever Made

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Well, the Oscar nominations just came out on Tuesday.
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Congratulations to everyone who was nominated.
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And I'm happy to say that Hollywood is finally
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showing females some respect.
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This year everyone--
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[CHEERING]
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Yeah.
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Listen to this.
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This year, everyone in the Best Actress category is a woman.
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So we--
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[CHEERING]
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We did it.
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[LAUGHTER]
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There are a lot of great movies out there.
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You know, there are also a lot of bad movies out there.
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And-- well, I don't want to say bad.
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Bad is not the word.
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It's just that they don't have good acting
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or writing or directing.
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So they're just not good.
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And I don't even understand how bad movies get made,
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but they do.
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There's a lot of bad movies.
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And I want to show you something I found.
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And I don't think you've ever seen this.
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I don't know who's seen these.
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But these are really real--
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someone gave someone money and said, "Yes."
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And then--
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[LAUGHTER]
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--not only that, but then afterwards
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said, "Let's release it.
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This is good."
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So this is a clip from a movie that's called "Shark Attack
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3: Megalodon."
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[LAUGHTER]
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Here's the thing about this one.
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This one was released in 2002, not that long ago.
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And the special effects are probably 1952.
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[LAUGHTER]
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I can't believe how bad this is.
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
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[LAUGHS] [SCREAMS]
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[LAUGHTER]
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[APPLAUSE]
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You know, if you don't have enough money to make a movie,
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don't make a movie.
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[LAUGHTER]
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That's insane.
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So this next clip-- this is from 1986.
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It's a martial arts movie called "No Retreat, No Surrender."
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This is-- the character-- there's a training montage.
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And it starts off-- first of all,
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it starts off very impressive.
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And you'll see what I mean with the push up.
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And then it takes an odd turn.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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Nobody told you that you'd face the truth alone.
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But you got the power to begin.
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Stand up and fight for what you are.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Your biggest challenge is the one that lies within yourself.
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[LAUGHTER]
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[APPLAUSE]
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Oh man.
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Isn't that impressive though, the two finger--
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the one armed push up?
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Yeah, that's amazing.
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Yeah.
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Because one armed push up, I think you could probably do.
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I could do it.
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Yeah.
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Could you do a two finger?
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But with two fingers, no.
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I don't know.
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[CHEERING]
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That's difficult. It is.
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Yeah.
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But two fingers?
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That's-- listen, I would say the two finger thing is a little
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difficult. Like--
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[LAUGHTER]
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One, OK.
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But the two finger-- but I'll tell you what.
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I'll make that two fingered thing happen before I do that.
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Yeah.
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[LAUGHTER]
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All right.
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This last clip is--
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this is my favorite one.
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This is unbelievable.
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I cannot even get over this.
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And I could watch it again and again and again.
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This is a Turkish film called "Karate Girl."
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It's the longest death I have ever seen on camera.
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
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[GUNSHOT]
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[SCREAMS]
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[GUNSHOT]
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[SCREAMS]
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[LAUGHTER]
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[GUNSHOT]
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[SCREAMS]
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[LAUGHTER]
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[APPLAUSE]
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Wait.
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Oh.
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Wait.
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It's not over.
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He's not dead yet.
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Here's the second half.
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[LAUGHTER]
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[GUNSHOT]
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[SCREAMS]
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[GUNSHOT]
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[GUNSHOT]
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[SCREAMS]
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Still not dead.
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[APPLAUSE]
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And it's called "Karate Girl."
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She does one thing to his neck in the beginning,
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and the rest is with a gun.
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I don't understand.
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[LAUGHTER]
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She's karate girl.
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Just kill him with the hand.
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If you see a bad movie that's good, please send it to me.