Domics' Cartoon vs. Stranger's Thing

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all right let's say you live in a condo
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apartment complex or some kind of home
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cluster that requires key access through
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a locked gate or door you're inside and
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the stranger is at the door on the other
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side waving at you signaling you to open
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the door for them do you let them in
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African hey being in this situation
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every time I walk into my condo building
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and there's someone already in the
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vestibule trying to figure out how the
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buzzer works probably for my prostitute
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neighbor they see me come in and look at
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me like I'm their Savior expecting me to
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open the door for them I guess I don't
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have much of a choice I got to get
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inside and I can't just open the door
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for myself and immediately close it
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behind me like no not you only me well
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technically there is a back entrance I
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could use but that's on the opposite
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side of the building and that feels like
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too much trouble just to avoid this
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situation or when I'm waiting for a
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pizza delivery in the lobby and an
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outsider pleads me to open the door as
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if they're escaping the plague outside
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if I ignore them I feel like an asshole
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but if I open the door for them I feel
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like I defeated the purpose of the
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security door well I just let in a
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serial killer
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I sure hope everyone locked their doors
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and aren't depending on these doors as
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their only line of defense
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thanks loser I'll kill you last I just
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recently came back from a trip to
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California for VidCon and Anime Expo I
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had a blast seeing old friends and
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meeting new ones even though I only got
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to see a lot of you briefly do know that
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I enjoyed whatever time we had except
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for when we were outside like what is
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this California you're broken go home
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every year for anime expo I rent out an
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air B&B; with some friends for the
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duration of the convention and this year
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we got ourselves this nice apartment
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suite in a gated complex unfortunately
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at some point in the night we ran out of
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toilet paper and the Airbnb didn't have
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any extra rolls anywhere it was like
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3:00 a.m. and our drivers were too tired
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to go out and get some and we didn't
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exactly feel safe walking out in the
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unknown neighborhood luckily our friend
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al pointed out that there was a public
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bathroom on the first floor of the
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complex across from the gym nice so
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Claire and I decided to head down for
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some toiletries shopping
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l didn't really give us specific
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directions so we had a little bit of
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trouble looking for the bathroom
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during our search we passed by the front
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gate and a guy probably in his early 20s
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jogs up to the door in a slight panic
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Hey oh thank goodness hi could you guys
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let me in I was having a party up at the
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rooftop with my friends and I think I
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left my wallet by the jacuzzi I just
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want to check if it's there literally
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the situation I hate Claire and I looked
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at each other in hesitation I I don't
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think we can sorry man we're just
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visitors here please could you just help
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me out I checked my car it's not there
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I'm pretty sure I left it upstairs look
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I don't know this guy I don't know this
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neighborhood I am NOT a bouncer
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it was 3:00 a.m. and neither Claire nor
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I would have the reflex to defend
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ourselves from this sketchy dude if he
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was dangerous he ain't got no biscuit I
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ain't risking it but but he did know
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about the rooftop patio area with the
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jacuzzi so he wasn't totally making it
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up it was too late to pull out my fake
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Chinese and Claire's real Chinese to
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pretend we couldn't understand and use
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that as an excuse to leave it was late I
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was tired
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there was a rumbly in my tummy and I
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just wanted to get some toilet paper
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Thanks and on a side note we held a
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little barbecue get-together with some
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friends in the previous night and then I
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got contacted the next day by the host
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saying there were reports of our party
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members damaging property and vomiting
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over the balcony the previous night and
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while I believed to the extent of my
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knowledge that they were false
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accusations I didn't want to dig a
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deeper hole for me and my group by
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letting in a stranger to a private
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complex the doors locked for a reason
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sorry man we can't come on and we headed
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back upstairs with an extreme lack of
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toilet paper
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do you think sketchbook paper would hurt
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we couldn't find it also there's a dude
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downstairs saying he forgot his wallet
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by the jacuzzi something we told ell
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what happened and he decided to escort
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us to the secret bathroom himself but
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first we headed to the rooftop patio to
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check for this wallet we looked around
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the jacuzzi area nothing we checked the
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rest of the patio area and on one of the
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tables there was a pair of shoes and
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inside one of them a wallet huh I guess
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he was telling the truth
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wait check for an ID then we'll ask him
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for his name assuming he's still down
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there Felipe Gonzalez we left the wallet
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where it was and headed back down he was
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still there
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hey please I really need my wallet
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alright so we did see one up there but I
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don't think we can let you in still any
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chance your friend can get it for you no
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they're asleep now we drank a lot
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I tried calling them but they're already
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passed out hold on what's your name by
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the way Chris that's definitely not how
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you pronounce Felipe oh yeah that's my
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other friend he he was with us too
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please just let me in I can go check for
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myself yeah call is overly cautious but
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he just progressively became more
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suspicious he said he left the wallet by
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the jacuzzi
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the only wallet we found was neither by
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the jacuzzi nor belong to a Chris he
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told us his friends were in room 208 so
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we went up and tried knocking on their
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door and no one answered
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I guess if they were blackout drunk that
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made sense but then again it was 3:30 at
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this point and most people would be
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unconscious anyway we even went back to
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go check the rooftop patio again for a
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more thorough search but still nothing
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he had an excuse but we weren't really
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in a position to be good Samaritans well
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actually I guess to be a good Samaritan
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means you help no matter this situation
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okay maybe we were just normal
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Samaritans Oh
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normal people I don't know whatever I
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just wanted to wipe my ass okay we were
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in unfamiliar territory
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I'll even mention later that he noticed
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gang markings on nearby walls and stop
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signs around the complex for all we know
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this guy could have been the one who
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threw up over the balcony the other
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night we've got the toilet paper but we
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didn't let him in I'm sorry Chris I'm
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not calling you a gangster necessarily
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but you had an unlucky night you did
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however have his car and phone if he did
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drink with his buddies it was probably
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best that he didn't drive that night
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anyway I don't know call an uber pick up
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your wallet in the morning I don't know
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if we made the right decision but I felt
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it was the safe decision plus what if he
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also knew about the secret bathroom and
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wanted to take the toilet paper for
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himself huh nah dude natural selection
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